urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
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I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
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this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life
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i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
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if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
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u adorable annoying lil shit
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Creme Brulee Ice Cream Cones Tutorial
- This is so amazing………. who is going to go buy a culinary torch
and burn down their house{ehem} I mean…do this now?! :D - Check out Prices on kitchen torches here
- This is so amazing………. who is going to go buy a culinary torch
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